Starter Jokes

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!"

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle

Big Plus Jokes More Big Plus Jokes

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"