Starter Jokes

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

Who left these bodies here?

Get them back inside the camp!"

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

How would it be living in an only men city?

I think it would be tight at first, but then it would loosen up after a while.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you get when you keep two Lannisters in the same room for a bit?

3 Lannisters.

What is the best way to watch the "Saw" films?

In bits and pieces.

Big Plus Jokes More Big Plus Jokes

What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What is good about being Swiss?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Why can't a feminist shoot a gun?

They can't handle the triggers.

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.