Starter Jokes

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

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Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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How dare you say I'm dumb! Would a dummy get a 'A' on there IQ test?

Hmm

Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

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Why do people leave mattresses on the side of the road?

Do they really think someone will take it Do you think I should wash it first

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

How do metal guitarists handle their expensive instruments?

Very Djently.

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What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

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Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."