Starter Jokes

What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well for starters the flag is a big plus.

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What do you get when you mix human DNA with zebra DNA?

Well, kicked out of the zoo for starters.

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

Handle Jokes More Handle Jokes

Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Why is camping so exciting?

Because it's in tents.

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

What do you call cows that don't have a sense of humor?

Feminists.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.