What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

Where do animals go when they lose their tails?

The retail store!

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!