What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

A: Rep Tiles

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What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion