What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu

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What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Which animal is the faggiest?

A chim-PANSY

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What do you call a menagerie of dogs with overactive bowels?

A Shih Tzu.

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

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Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.