What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

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What Am I Wearing Today

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Cargo pants

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Because the little boys pants were half off.

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

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By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.