What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

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What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.