A sheet in the dark!
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
Because they are easier to see in the dark.
Anyone he could dig up.
Hide in the living room.
Psst...Who washes your ... sheets
Don't get your sheets dirty!"
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
The big hand touches the little hand.