What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

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Why was the ghost late to the halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.