Charmander Jokes

What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!"

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

How do you get Squirtle, Charmander and Pikachu onto a bus?

You pokemon.

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/pokemon) Squirtle

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

You might also enjoy:

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?

Toga-ether we can rule the world !

What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

25 Year Old Jokes More 25 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

A: Her navel.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

How do you get pikachu on to a boat?

You pokemon

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

Metapod Jokes More Metapod Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden