What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

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What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

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What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease?

Let's name our sandwich shop after it

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

What do you get when you dissolve Zyklon B into Israel's water supply?

A final solution

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond