They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
ME: No, they were hoarders, and the second floor collapsed.
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
Alcohol
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.
Feyonce
Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:
A Yutopia
It was a polar bear.
The polar bear, because he's polar!
They Bonded over lunch.
Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!