They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
It went back four seconds.
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
Invite two of them.
After the ring, you wake up!
Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol
The noble gases, because they can't form bonds
They'd form pigget lines.
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Because they dress in lairs.
Collecting stocks and bonds.