Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end.

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

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Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

What does a hungry clock do?

He goes back four seconds.