Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

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What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

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The second telephone.

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Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

What does a hungry clock do?

He goes back four seconds.