Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

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What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

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What does a hungry clock do?

He goes back four seconds.

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.