What is a Catholic priest's dream second job?

Warden at juvenile detention center.

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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.