Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call the first migrant off the boat?

Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat Amhere Azwell Azhim

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Bad Driver Jokes More Bad Driver Jokes

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.