Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

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What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

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Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

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Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.