Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

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What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

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What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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What do you have when you are having second thoughts about your booking on Native American land?

Reservation reservation reservations.

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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Why did the hard drive crash?

Because it had a bad driver.

Why did the computer crash?

It had a bad driver

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How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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What do you call a Christian who visits shrines?

A roamin' Catholic.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors