Bad Driver Jokes

What do a horny guy and a bad driver have in common?

They are both bad at pulling out.

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Why did the computer crash?

It had a bad driver

What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.

Why did the hard drive crash?

Because it had a bad driver.

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

Why is helen keller a bad driver?

Because she's dead

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What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.

What did Helen Keller scream when she got mugged?

Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why are you late Joseph?

Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late Joseph: The sign said "School Ahead Go Slow!"

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Source Jokes More Source Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver?

Want to go out with me and Di tonight?

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

on all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

Why shouldn't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.

What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

the floor