When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

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What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator