When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?

In a pellet court!

What do you call a rabbit in a beanie and listening to vinyl?

A Hopster.

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What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?

A laplander !