When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

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Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

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Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows