When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes?

A dumb bunny.

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"