Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

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Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

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Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.