Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

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When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.