Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.