Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

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What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

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How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.