Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

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How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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Who let them out?

I PAID GOOD MONEY TO IMPRISON THEM

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

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Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives