Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.