Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who is high?

A Baked Bean!

What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

carne asuuuuhhduuh

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why is it so difficult to convict a redneck?

Because they all have the same DNA and no dental records.

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.