Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

Convict Jokes More Convict Jokes

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.