Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

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What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What do you call a Mexican that loses a car?

Carlos.

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Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!