Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

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Hispantry

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He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives