Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

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Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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What do you get if a convict goes camping?

Criminal Intent.

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.