Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

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What do you call a Mexican who can see into the future?

Cristobal

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

What do you call a black guy on a bike?

Crime

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What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf?

A small medium at large.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.