Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

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Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

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Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.