What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Lone Ranger Jokes More Lone Ranger Jokes

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?