What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

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Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

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What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.