What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?