What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!

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How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ?

By her suntan !

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Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?