What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

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What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball?

The harder you hit em' the more English you get outta em'!

What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

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How can you tell when a blonde is dating?

A: By the buckle print on her forehead.

What do you tell a women with a black eye?

Nothing, you already told her once.

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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?