Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

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How can you even see with those?

You're fired."

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They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.