Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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He took one too many whisks.

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Fire.

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.