What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

bleotch!!

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ?

Bubbles bangles and beads...!

What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Squeak Jokes More Squeak Jokes

What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it?

Squeak, Squeak, Squeak

How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.