What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble?

A buble!

Squeak Jokes More Squeak Jokes

How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !