What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to wash a car?

One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ?

Bubbles bangles and beads...!

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

Squeak Jokes More Squeak Jokes

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.