What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.