What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

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What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

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What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados