What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

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What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11