What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

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Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.