What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

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Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.