What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

Why do anarchists smell so bad?

Because they're *revolting*

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.