What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What does a new Tesla car smells like?

Elon Musk

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics