What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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What's white, black, and can smell fear?

deez nuts.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.