What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Where are smells made?

In the olfactory.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.