Ms. Piggy Jokes

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)