How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

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How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !