What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

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Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

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What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

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What's blue and has big ears ?

An elephant at the North Pole !

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!