What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

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What did Jay say when Adnan opened the trunk?

Hae girl Hae

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you