What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How do you save a drowning mouse ?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!

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Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you