What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

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Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

Big Ear Jokes More Big Ear Jokes

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.