What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Which hotel does Link use when he goes on vacation?

The HYAT

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Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

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What do mice do when they're at home ?

Mousework !

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

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What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!