How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

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What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.