How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.