Squeak Jokes

How do you stop a nuclear bomb from squeaking...?

WMD40.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What is a mouse's favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !

What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

Miami mice !

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it?

Squeak, Squeak, Squeak