What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

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What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.