What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

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Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

What do you call the operation that turns a woman into a man?

An addadictamie.

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Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.