What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

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What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

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I'm just not hoppy anymore man

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What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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Because she's a woman

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What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

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He was losing packets.