What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

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Neither of them are ever right.

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The knife just wasn't cutting it.

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One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

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Sprint.

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He was losing packets.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.