What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

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What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

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With a crowbar.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

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What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

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Sprint.

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.