What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

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What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

Nothing you just run away!

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

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You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.