What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Why is Stephen Hawking successful?

He can't run away from his responsibilities.

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What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.