What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

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What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

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What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity