What runs, but never sprints?

Inherited obesity

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?

She was trying to get ahead !

What do you call a temple-running frog?

Amphibiana Jones.

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What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.