What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

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What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What's a Russian's favorite service provider?

Sprint.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.