What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

What's faster than Usain Bolt ?

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

What do you call a lion with a fancy hat?

A dandy lion.

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

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What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food