What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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Usain Bolt Jokes More Usain Bolt Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The . Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What did you do in Iran?

I ran.

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.