What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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Usain Bolt Jokes More Usain Bolt Jokes

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food