What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What's faster than Usain Bolt ?

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why don't we run through the parking lot?

me laying on the ground in front of the car that hit me Because it's dangerous

Why is it impossible to run through a campground?

You can only ran, because it's past tents.

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food