What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What's faster than Usain Bolt ?

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What's black and runny?

Usain Bolt.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

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What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food