What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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Why does Usain Bolt hate asians?

Because he is a racist.

What's faster than Usain Bolt ?

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Runner Jokes More Runner Jokes

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the disappointed paraplegic say?

I will not stand for this.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that