What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

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What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.