What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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What's black and runny?

Usain Bolt.

What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

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What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

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Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you