What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.