What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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They're able to stomach a lot.

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

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He was turning things over in his mind.

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Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

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The OC.

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Expectorant(/spoiler)

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Herr Jordan

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Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!