What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

How do you get into a Native American restaurant?

OC You make a reservation

Herr Jokes More Herr Jokes

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

German Man Jokes More German Man Jokes

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.