What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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A runner in scoring position.

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off