What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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What's black and runny?

Usain Bolt.

Why does Usain Bolt hate asians?

Because he is a racist.

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How to keep idiot waiting?

I'll tell tomorrow.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy