What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

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What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

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What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off