What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan?

Fajita

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off