What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

Navy Jokes More Navy Jokes

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off