Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*