Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.
Because he wanted to get baked.
Disney Movies still touch kids
demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you
Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.
The Garden of Eden
Nobody knows, history is still waiting....
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
a Brexit
A: Bad memory.
