Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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Why did the mechanic go to art school?

Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

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Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

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What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams