Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
Names
To remind them why there's no money in it
America just did.
20 after 1.
A stillborn.
Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.
Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !
They are four ways you can lose your house!
May Divorce be with you.*