Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

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Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.

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What is the hardest part about firing a black man?

Waiting for him to show up.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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Why are divorces so expensive?

Because they are worth it!

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re