Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Garry Oldman.
In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.
His mother told him to hit the hay.
Justin Timberpuddle!
Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).
Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D
Amazon.
There she blows!!!
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.
A: Bad memory.
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
