Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

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Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

How old are your kids?

kids "

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How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

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Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.

Why did man invent curling?

To convince women sweeping was a sport.

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How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me?

She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist

Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.