What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

South Jokes More South Jokes

Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common?

Either way you lose a motorhome.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.