What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket filled with manure?

The bucket

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

South Jokes More South Jokes

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

What do you call a pig in a trailer?

Pulled pork!

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.