What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

South Jokes More South Jokes

Who is the poorest guy in the south?

The Tooth Fairy LaughFactory(http://www.laughfactory.com)

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?

In a high pressure cell

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

Trailer Jokes More Trailer Jokes

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.