They're all about force projection.
Lucardio!
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Because they've got the same color trunks.
Seeing her box.
Through the Windu
Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.
A: To promote off-shore drilling.