Star War Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

then jetpack through the ceiling.

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

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What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

Why is star wars the most disgusting movie?

Because its the most grossing.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What do you call a random complaint in Star Wars?

A General Grievance.

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called "Hoth"...?

shouldn't it be "Coldth"

Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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Why is Empire Strikes Back the best Star Wars movie?

It's a perfect 5/7.

What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

What did Luke say at Han and Leia's wedding?

May divorce be with you

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

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What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

What do Catholic Star Wars fans say?

In the name of the Vader, the Luke, and the Obi-Wan Kenobi