Star War Jokes

What do Star Wars and the United Kingdom have in common?

They both abandoned the EU

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What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

What's so cool about Star Wars anyway?

then jetpack through the ceiling.

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

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What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

Why is star wars the most disgusting movie?

Because its the most grossing.

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What do you call a random complaint in Star Wars?

A General Grievance.

What is it called when two celebrities are fighting?

Star wars.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

Why is the ice planet in Star Wars called "Hoth"...?

shouldn't it be "Coldth"

Who was the naughtiest character in Star Wars?

R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.

What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

How did Mace die in Star Wars?

Through the Windu

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Java Jokes More Java Jokes

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar

What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

Yo Jokes More Yo Jokes

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

Ii Jokes More Ii Jokes

What is the least attractive binary ionic compound?

Iron (II) oxide

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget