Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

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Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

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Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.