Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

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What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

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What's the fastest thing on earth?

An Arab riding a bicycle down Collins Avenue in Miami Beach.

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

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Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

What did the hipster say the day after thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.