Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

r/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

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Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Why do hipsters never die?

Because everyone does that already.