Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

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How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

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What are you doing with your life?

I'm up."

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

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Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

What did the Earth say to the Earthquake?

Sorry...that was my fault.

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Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.