Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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Why hasn't the Rastafarian gone to see the barber?

He's dreading it.

What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot?

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What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What do you get if you fill a suburb full of Mermen?

Prawn crackers.

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

What's the book of socially prominent monsters?

A: The Book of who's Boo.