Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

Admiral Ackbar Jokes More Admiral Ackbar Jokes

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Leukemia Skywalker Jokes More Leukemia Skywalker Jokes

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.