Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Drunk Driving Jokes More Drunk Driving Jokes

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.