Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Which book has the worst cliffhanger?

Anne Frank's Diary

Where do books sleep?

A: Under their covers.

Rastafarian Jokes More Rastafarian Jokes

What is another word for Pokemon?

A Rastafarian Proctologist

What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot?

Cinnamon twist

Han Solo Jokes More Han Solo Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.