Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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What is a Rastafarian's favorite country?

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What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!