Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

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Where does Chewbacca research his college essays?

Wookiepedia

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

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What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

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What do you call a flexible Rastafarian who lies a lot?

Cinnamon twist

What is a Rastafarian's favorite country?

Yemen

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

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Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.