Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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Han Jokes More Han Jokes

Why is Han Solo a loner?

Because he's solo.

What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

Rastafarian Jokes More Rastafarian Jokes

What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character?

Jah Jah Binks

What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend?

Jamaican me crazy!!

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

Why don't blonde's like audio-books?

A: There aren't any pictures.

Drunk Driving Jokes More Drunk Driving Jokes

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated