Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?

A book has papers.

What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call the line at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho queue!

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the deaf, blind, mute, handicapped kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

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What does a Pokemon baby say to his dad in Star Wars?

Waba Fett

What's missing from star wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.