Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Why were the suspenders arrested?

A: For holding up a pair of pants.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news?

Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny

Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Admiral Ackbar Jokes More Admiral Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How did the rainbow know is was lost?

It was a clear day

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...