Star Wars Character Jokes

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

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Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

Drunk Driving Jokes More Drunk Driving Jokes

What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY !

Which Star Wars character was arrested for drunk driving?

Han Solo. Because he took a shot first.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Leukemia Skywalker Jokes More Leukemia Skywalker Jokes

What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

Outline Jokes More Outline Jokes

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Chewbacca Jokes More Chewbacca Jokes

What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.