Admiral Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

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Aloha Ackbar!

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Aloha ackbar

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How do you know when the Star Wars characters are safe?

Because they got Chewbacca

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What do you call a Mexican that flies a plane?

A pilot, you racist!

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.