Admiral Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

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Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Aloha Ackbar Jokes More Aloha Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Star Wars Character Jokes More Star Wars Character Jokes

What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer?

Leukemia Skywalker.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it