Admiral Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan."

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He flew off the Handel

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What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

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What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

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What do you call a book filled with outlines of Star Wars characters?

A Kylo Ren Book

Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!