Aloha Ackbar Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes More Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Admiral Ackbar Jokes More Admiral Ackbar Jokes

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did Admiral Ackbar say when he saw someone unfolding a 10'x15' sheet of canvas?

IT'S A TARP!!!

Aloha Jokes More Aloha Jokes

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why did Ahmed Mohamed get delayed at the airport?

he was on a watch list...

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank