Aloha Ackbar Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

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Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes More Hawaiian Jihadist Jokes

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

Jihadist Jokes More Jihadist Jokes

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search