Jihadist Jokes

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

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What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.