What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!

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What can save a dying blonde?

A: Hair transplants.

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii?

Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke?

with a low "ha"

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What do you call a Jihadist that loves turkey?

A Tryptophanatic.

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

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What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say?

Aloha Akbar.

What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died?

Aloha Ackbar!