Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.