What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What's yellow has wheels and lies on its back?

A dead school bus!

Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

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What do you call an orange thats been in the sun too long?

tangerine

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

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Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

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What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture