What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

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How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What do you call an Irish woman who stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture