What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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Nyc Jokes More Nyc Jokes

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.