What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.

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Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

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What is green, red and goes 90 miles per hour?

A frog in a blender.

What's the difference between mayonnaise and sperm?

Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.

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What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.