Tire-less
Harlem Shake.
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
Because he was always out standing in his field.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
because it's 92.96 million miles away.
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
A frog in a blender.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.