What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

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What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair?

He eclipse it.

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What is that new movie about?

About an hour

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Whats the similarities between black people and bikes?

Both cant work without chains.

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.