What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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What is the definition of a farmer!?

Someone who is out-standing in his field!

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.