What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

What do you call an earthquake in NYC?

Harlem Shake.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why can't the sun talk?

First post) It doesn't have an ellipse.

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What is that new movie about?

About an hour

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D