What do you call someone who reads in the sun?

Well Red.

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun