How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Why couldn't the dyslexic plantation owner get anything done?

Gingers just don't last in the sun.

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What does someone from Alabama say after a one night stand?

Wham, bam, thank you fam"

What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity?

ox-fam

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.