How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Why is the UK suddenly a happy place?

Because now they too have a day to light fireworks on!

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.