How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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What's /r/blackpeopletwitter's favourite charity?

ox-fam

How man Sah Dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None fam it's already lit! Sah duude!

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.