Sky Jokes

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Why does the sky cry sometimes?

Because it's blue :(

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.

Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

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A horse with his eyes closed!

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What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

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What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?

Bison"

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

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What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

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ox-fam

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How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

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Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool