How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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Why don't chickens have lips?

Because then they'd have soft peckers

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.