How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a tulip?

A collieflower

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.