How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

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How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's in Poison Ivy's underpants?

Tulips.

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.