How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

Why did the Hipster burn his lip?

He drank coffee before it was cool.

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

What's in Poison Ivy's underpants?

Tulips.

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.