How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

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Why are flowers the best test takers?

They have all of the anthers.

What did the flower say to the bicycle?

Petal.

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Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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What's better than a vase of roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Answer: Tulips on an Organ.