Centre Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

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What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

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Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can't whistle !

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

Asian Woman Jokes More Asian Woman Jokes

What do you call an Asian woman on the moon?

an Astronaut

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

Leper Hockey Game Jokes More Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Lamp Post Jokes More Lamp Post Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

What's the Pirates favorite letter?

Ya think it be the Arrrr, but it's really the C.

Boko Harambe Jokes More Boko Harambe Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe