Centre Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

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Refund Jokes More Refund Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

What kind of game are Americans worst at?

Tower defense.

Lamp Post Jokes More Lamp Post Jokes

What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures?

The Lamp Post.

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

Deserve Jokes More Deserve Jokes

Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

Leper Hockey Game Jokes More Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why do people say clean as a whistle?

Whistles aren't clean, they're full of spit

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent?

A slippery slope.