Centre Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

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Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Lamp Post Jokes More Lamp Post Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

Why did the man sleep after being run over by a car?

Because he got tired.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

Second Hand Shop Jokes More Second Hand Shop Jokes

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Refund Jokes More Refund Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.