Centre Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

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Lamp Post Jokes More Lamp Post Jokes

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

Boko Harambe Jokes More Boko Harambe Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

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Refund Jokes More Refund Jokes

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a white man flying a plane?

Clive, usually.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

Cause it was snowed-in.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts?

Because their sheep can hear zippers.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)