Centre Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

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What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership?

Reddit.

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Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

Refund Jokes More Refund Jokes

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?

A:A refund.

Asian Woman Jokes More Asian Woman Jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Lamp Post Jokes More Lamp Post Jokes

What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."

What do you call a calm Asian man?

A Mellow Yellow