Second Hand Shop Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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To get to .

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."