Second Hand Shop Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Captain Hook Jokes More Captain Hook Jokes

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What was the former name of captain Hook?

Captain Hand

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

What was the blacksmith's slogan?

Shop here! You'll be Gladius you did!"

Shopping Centre Jokes More Shopping Centre Jokes

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

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