A: To get to the second hand shop.
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The second hand shop.
He went to the second-hand shop.
Disappointed.
To go to the second hand shop
Jock itch.
With a pita pan.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.
Boko Harambe
At a flea market!
To get all their stuff back.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Tele-Scope.
Because they were Turkish.
Chuz
Russell.
Though his chest with a knife
Cache in hand.
Count Dracula."
