Second Hand Shop Jokes

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

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What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.